Let me start out by saying: I’m not sure which deity we colossally pissed off. It can’t be one of the usual watery suspects of Neptune, Poseidon, or Davey Jones because our boat has been on dry land for 99.5% of the time since we bought it.
Jupiter is supposed to be the god of weather…
Or maybe it’s Murphy of Murphy’s Law…
Whatever or whomever it is: Your Shit’s Getting Old.
Either we owe Someone an apology or, karmically, things are going to get really, really good.